February 2010
THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE
thegrammys:
Drake+Lil Wayne+Eminem just made the audience go absolutely nuts.
I went nuts!
January 2010
did the chicken or the egg come first?
my night wasn't exactly fantastic
if you all don’t already know from previous posts, I have a disease….an incurable one at that. And I have good days and bad days….well this entire week I’ve been in a funk and been pretty down, today I was getting out of the funk and going to see my nephew.
But when I got home my mom and I sometimes have talks before we go to sleep—tonight it was about Syringomyelia...
50 Interesting Facts
moltingredleaves:
thegeorgemott:
stylekyle:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying....
I just got sucked into the world that is American...
(via moltingredleaves)
DUH!!!
PUSSY SNOT
J. says:
*omg
*this old lady
*stuck her fingers
*in the other girls vag
*and got semen or something
*and then SMACKED the fuck out of her
chanice says:
*yeah
*it's not semen because they didn't fuk
*it's her vaginal gross shit.
J. says:
*. . what
chanice says:
*....
*nvm
*N E WAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
*M&M'S ON PIZZA IS NASTY,
J. says:
*NO WTF IS VAGINAL GROSS
*. .
*IDE
*LIKE YEAST ?
*WAT ?
chanice says:
*...
*WHY THE FUCK
*WOULD HE BE FUCKING HER
*IF SHE HAD SOME NASTY YEAST INFECTION?
*DOES THAT SEEM RIGHT TO YOU?
J. says:
*THEY ARE AZN
chanice says:
*LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J. says:
*DO YOU THINK THEY CARE
chanice says:
*THEY;RE STILL PEOPLE.
J. says:
*AND ?
chanice says:
*DATS GROSS
J. says:
*GUYS FUCK GIRLS ON THE RAG
chanice says:
*...
*WHAT?!
*WHAT?!
*: |
J. says:
*DO YOU THINK SOME YEAST
chanice says:
*PARDON?!
J. says:
*WOULD BOTHER SOME PEOPLE
chanice says:
*PARDON ME!?
J. says:
*UM
*VAGINAL GROSS
*BLOOD
chanice says:
*DATS....
J. says:
*YOU KNOW
chanice says:
*GROSSS.
*EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
J. says:
*LOLLSODFKLOL
*TUMBLRING THIS
chanice says:
*I GUESS IT'S HER...
*MUCUS
*CUZ U KNOW
*DATS MUCUS
*COMING OUT OF A GIRL'S VAGINA. JS JS.
J. says:
*. . what
chanice says:
*No word of a lie.
J. says:
*no
chanice says:
*That wet stuff.
J. says:
*what
*like
chanice says:
*is muscus.
J. says:
*pussy snot ?
chanice says:
*yeah mang,.
J. says:
*i am revolted
chanice says:
*I learned it in Health Class.
*you should be
J. says:
*i just
*i cant even
*pussy
*snot
*really ?
chanice says:
*when a girl proceeds to tell you her vaginal area is "dipping" wet....invision her vagina basically sneezed.
*LMFAO.
*LLOLOLOLOLOL
J. says:
*SO WHEN SHE CUMS SHE SNEEZES
chanice says:
*FUCKING ROFL.
*LFMAO
*PRETTY MUCH.
*ROFL
*LOL
*OLOLOLOOL
*WELL.
*It's different.
*That's actually cum.
J. says:
*so wait
chanice says:
*But the stuff before that..that shit that lubricates the vagina by itself..
*that's mucus.
J. says:
*no wait
*wait just a second
chanice says:
*K.
J. says:
*so if a girl is wet, her pussy has a cold ?
chanice says:
*...
*no..
*oh god.
*LOL
*ROFLLOLLOOLOLOLOL
*OMFG.
*ROFL
*LLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
J. says:
*CHANICE THIS IS SERIOUS
chanice says:
*FML.
*ROFL
*LOLOLLOLOLO
J. says:
*I CANT EVEN
*I WILL NEVER EVEN AGAIN
chanice says:
*I CAN'T EVEN.
*ROFL.
*I'M DYING.
*OKay okay.
1 tag
formspring.me
What was the worst advice you’ve ever received?
I was having a bad day (related to being sick) and my dad told me that it was in my head and to just think positive thoughts and it would go away……wtf??
I rolled my eyes and went to take a 3 hour nap :P
Ask me anything
sometimes i feel like my only friend →
i'm a hermit: i haven't left my house in 5 days!...
food songs
folkinz:
white pepper ice cream (or anything written by cibo matto)
bowl of oranges
glass onion
milkshake
brown sugar
pulling mussels (from a shell)
green onions
fried chicken
peaches
just like honey
mayonnaise
chocolate city
pour some sugar on me
you forgot the peanut butter jelly time song!